Thursday, July 24, 2008

Revenge is sweet

12th Grade

I'd been with this guy for a while, and was just about to go to Uni. I wouldn't make out with him, which he really wanted before I went away. Then one night I found out he had been with someone else, my friends caught him kissing a girl in a club, but he didn't see them.

Anyway, trying to work out the best form of revenge, I told him I was ready to go all the way with him, and on the night before I left, I went round to his house as his parents were away.

We were in his bedroom and I took out some scarves and convinced him the only way it was going to happen was if I could tie him up!

He took off his clothes, and I tied him to the bed. When I was sure he couldn't move I told him I knew all about his other girl, and how I really felt about him, then I left him there!

Apparently his brother found him like that a few hours later!

Didn't feel the least bit bad, he deserved it for cheating...

10 comments:

Russell said...

OMG, that was funny!

Erato said...

Seriously what world do you guys live in?? Let's get specific, what part of the country would you happen to inhabit that you get to play seductress to a blindfolded sucker just out of high school? Which adulterated version of Lust, Caution have you been watching?

This entire anecdote reads like a badly ripped copy of something that is likely to happen or perhaps has happened to Paresh Rawal in any odd movie.

Whatever happened to the creative juices, guys? Please, no pun intended. I strictly meant the ones on the right side of the brain.

Do please indulge me, I beg you. Can we have some serious confessions now, not these quasi rip-off-artist confessions? I don't have all day, my pet lizard is getting antsy, so let's get it on, people.

crazy said...

sounds more like a scene out of a flopped out english horror flick!!!
but anyway funny... more than deep dark and secret!!! ;-)

d SINNER!!! said...

just like sm movie scene i saw....

Sam said...

OMG!!
I read almost single a few weeks back... and well one of the characters there exacts the same revenge.. only she does that to him in a hotel and walks out and has his wife walk in on him in dat state!!!

eM said...

if this is a true story, it's wildly funny. hell, even as a plot for a movie, this is funny.

Vineeth said...

Haha .. Do you think any one would believe this story ? Be a little more realistic.

Animesh Raj said...

quite a revenge! seems too filmy though...wonder if some future movie might use this story...

Anonymous said...

Its dangerous to do this to boys in our country.may be civilized westerners may take it in proper spirit. But we have what we called "macho pride" over here.I have heard real stories of acid attacks, smacking girls in public and other tendency to cause serious harm by jilted lovers & misc on girls. In a repressed society(not talking about ppl in metros and all) like ours, most guys are wackos..so deal with them carefully.
- Indian guy

Brad said...

What if your friends were lying to you?